muppman's Xanga

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Sun, 16 Jul 2006 20:24:26 GMT

wow.. an update!

Friday, May 19, 2006

Fri, 19 May 2006 19:01:31 GMT

Hey! Here Is The Movies....From Speech

http://www.geocities.com/iluvdickers/file.bin

http://www.geocities.com/iluvdickers/file1.mov

today... ok....ROTC....

Sun, 26 Feb 2006 02:31:52 GMT

Man... THE HMHS MCJROTC ROX MY SOX... giggle.

kinda had an not so good show... and meg wants me to update... so thanks for helping today...

shout out...

MEG & DEJA my two lesbian lovers! LOL!

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Tue, 17 Jan 2006 11:40:07 GMT

Do everything without complaining or arguing, so that you may
become blameless and pure, children of God without fault in a
crooked and depraved generation, in which you shine like stars in
the universe as you hold out the word of life.

-- Philippians 2:14-16

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Sun, 15 Jan 2006 17:48:44 GMT

you know what talking about things to others is a great thing.

i prayed, and talked to alot of ppl and read my bible, i got to thinking that the only person holding me back is myslef. im doing better now... ironically after going to church...

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Sun, 15 Jan 2006 00:38:17 GMT

well, I think that I will be using this site for a while. Some things have been bothering me and I really don't want to feel even more like a hypocrite and post them on HeIsReal. so I bet you are reading this and thinking "Matt, having issues?!?" so I will go ahead and tell you, I really have not felt like myself. in a few ways...

1) I have been the bitch from hell the past two weeks for no reason

2)I have been really tired, all the time.

3) I have not wanted to go to school or guard in a while

~_~Important Ones~_~

4)I have noticed that I cuss a lot and I don't want to fix it.

5) I have not really prayed or sat down and read my bible in like two weeks.

6) I`ve almost quit my sound job twice in the last week... (like I've had the phone in my hand)

7) I think that im gonna quit youth

~_~TWO MOST IMPORTANT~_~

8) I told one of my friends not to come to my church

9) I'm thinking about not doing the ultimate worship week again.

~_~ most important~_~

10) I really feel like im not as close to god as I was in August

So if you think that ive been short with you or think that im slacking, give me some time and pray for me and I need to make a commitment to myself and get better in my walk with god. once I start to be myself again I will start to be better...

So I just want to say im sorry to My Support System...Jordan, Vanessa, Drew, Cobra....

Well Thanks for reading my site... I guess im kinda in a "non-spiritual" state now...

See you later

~the Matt~

Monday, December 19, 2005

Mon, 19 Dec 2005 11:32:04 GMT

fot the ones that pay attention to this site, my new one is www.xanga.com/heisreal

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Thu, 08 Dec 2005 22:10:30 GMT

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a
reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't
particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the
football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn.

New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless
you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was
found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar.
What did you expect it to contain? Trout? Luckily, it was only a
finger! If it was a whole hand, Congress would have voted to keep it
alive.

New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot,
blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description
for these kids: lucky bastards.

New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care
about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.

New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole
aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery
taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want
flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your
flavored water.

New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the
asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande
half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread
cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one
NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.

New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't
make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it
translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything
spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not
spiritual. You're just high.

New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven
deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating,
because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned
exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They're already
doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show."
New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy,
old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a
remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's
remember the reason something was a television show in the first place
is the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.

New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for
weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab.
Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you
isn't gift giving, it's a version of looting.

New Rule, and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants.
After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just
had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be
there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your web
cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.

New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in
months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Sun, 20 Nov 2005 18:12:21 GMT

havent been on here in a long time

Saturday, October 22, 2005

Sat, 22 Oct 2005 03:32:59 GMT

hello